Here you can find all the staff members at Misery High. Good news folks, they seem to have a higher life expectancy. Unfortunately most are instead insane.
Current Staff Members[]
Head Honchos:
Mr. Albert Gan Ceann - Principal
Teachers:
Mr. Jonathan G. Arend - Psychology Teacher
Mr. Sawyer Carter - Western Riding Instructor
Ms. Emily Dawson - JROTC Instructor
Ms. Vivian Emmerdale - Swimming Instructor
Ms. Victoria Flemming - English Riding Instructor
Mr. Isaac Flowers - Groundskeeper and Botany Teacher
Ms. Emma Francois - French Teacher
Ms. Phoebe Jackson - Substitute Teacher
Mrs. Eliza James - Geography Teacher
Ms. Noreen Jones - Biology & Sex Ed Teacher
Mr. Soren Matthews - Music Teacher
Mr. Merlin E. Rection - Gym Teacher
Ms. Corin Quinn - Art Teacher
Mr. Steven Zero- Math Teacher
Other Staff:
Mr. Blain Briggs - Janitor
Mr. Maalik Demarchis - Security Guard
Mr. Carl Henry Frederickson -Janitor
Mr. Harold Gargoyle - Janitor
Dr. Bernie Jenkins - School Nurse
Mr. James Kirkland - Guidance Counselor
Mr. Zachary Sanzio - Librarian
Retired and Deceased Staff Members[]
Ms. Agatha Reynolds - former Art Teacher, deceased
Mr. Elliot Baker - former Auto Shop Teacher, retired
Mr. Collin Bates - former Culinary Arts Teacher, retired
Mr. Ife Baruti-former History Teacher, retired
Mr. Ashleigh Felix - former IT Teacher, retired
Mr. Peter File - former Sex Ed Teacher, deceased
Ms. Isabella Hayward - former Home Ec teacher, deceased
Ms. Eshe Haqikah - former Math Teacher, deceased
Mr. Osiris Haqikah - former Math Teacher, deceased
Ms. Joan Jemina - former French Teacher, retired
Ms. Yoko Kagoshima - former Janitor, retired
Mr. Norman Lanky - former Drama Teacher, retired
Ms. Bertha Lawrence - former English Teacher, deceased
Mr. Sheldon MacArthur - former Lifeguard, retired
Ms. Jaslene Maddex - former Cafeteria Worker, retired
Ms. Lynnette Marion - former Biology Teacher, deceased
Ms. Elizabeth Price - Astronomy Teacher
Mr. Benjamin Saks - former Guidance Counselor, deceased
Mr. Dustin Talon - former School Nurse, deceased
Ms. Veronica Talon - former English Teacher, retired
Ms. Agrona Von Rikerstahn- former Vice Princpial, retired